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Immigranting

Binge drinking with fellow retarded immigrants with no consideration for obligations or consequences
“Hey where’s that dumb fuck Alen today?”
“Oh, he’s not here, he must’ve been out immigranting last night
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Immigration Industry

(a very offensive term I found on Craigslist): for a Western country to be letting in immigrants from Third World countries and at the same time outsourcing the low skilled jobs that these immigrants are capable of doing.
before embarking on an Immigration Industry policy, Western governments should, IMHO, first learn what ethnocultural neo-anthropology is all about ethno
by Sexydimma February 12, 2015
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Immigrant Voice

Using the simplest form, and sometimes the broken down version of a language, to communicate. Though not to be confused with the indoor voice, phone voice, child-speaking voice, and/or cave-man voice; the immigrant voice specializes in utilizing basic nouns and verbs to communicate a need or want.
Phone Voice - "Sally, that was delicious! I can't believe it's not butter!"
Immigrant Voice - "Yes, very good." Accompanied by a smile and a head nod of approval

Phone Voice - "Excuse me miss, can you show me where the restrooms are?"
Immigrant Voice - "Hi smile, restroom?"
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Textbook Immigrant

Anyone oriental who substitues 'R' where 'L' should be in English Pronounication without noticing
'Crod I have some Remon Juice?'

'We won't serve such a Textbook Immigrant here'

'Oh, I aporogise'
by PsuedonymAntonym July 19, 2009
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Stroller Immigrant

An immigrant to any country who immigrated to a country while they were young. Stroller immigrants can be legal (Had their health and criminal records checked and allowed into the country) or illegal (Overstayed their visas or sneeked into the country), but usually, they're legal. They also adopted the culture of the host country to varying degrees.
Sanjay: Dude, I'm from another country. I know what it's like to be an immigrant.

Taylor: You came here when you were 5, Jay. You're 35. You've been in this country longer than I have been. And I was born here. You used to play lacrosse in high school, you're the best snowboarder I've ever known. Your curries taste blander than tater tots. And to boot, I saw you play cricket with your family. They're always complaining about how you hold a cricket bat over your shoulders like a baseball bat. They had to say it in English because you don't speak a word of Hindi.

You're just a stroller immigrant. You're really an American at heart. Now let's go get some pizza, Jay

Sanjay: You're right, Taylor.
by Ollie Churpuzzi October 08, 2015
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alphabetical immigrants

Assorted "A-to-Z" bu**s**t-attribute descriptions of equally-brainless individuals who are wishing to relocate their sorry a**es to a different country:
brimmigrants: "High-toned, high-society" jerks who always dress up in fancy suits and hats
dimmigrants: Folks who "don't have overly much upstairs", and so their "idea lightbulb" never glows very brightly
flimmigrants: Snake-oil salesman who are being exiled for trying to "flam" everyone in their own country
glimmigrants: Slightly-less-dumb versions of Definition #2, in dat their brains "illuminate" at a bit greater "candlepower".
grimmigrants: What da Plymouth-Rock landers were after their long arduous journey on da Junebloom
himmigrants: Male coop-fliers
Additional examples of "alphabetical immigrants include:
Jimmigrants: Dudes named James who aren't wishing to remain in their country of origin
Kimmigrants: Da female equivalents of da previous definition
plimmigrants: Dudes with raging hard-ons
primmigrants: Another term for Definition #1
quimmigrants: Da chicks whom da aforementioned hot-in-da-crotch dudes were seeking
SIMmigrants: Cell-phone salespeople who are seeking their fortune in foreign markets
scrimmigrants: Fabric-pedaling foreigners
shimmigrants: Merely "place-holder" refugees who aren't actually gonna contribute anything to da country dat dey land on
skimmigrants: Till-dippers who are runnin' from da Feds in their home country
slimmigrants: Similar to da shysters described in Definition #3, but this time in da weight-loss field
swimmigrants: Border-bailers who "missed da boat"
Timmigrants: Asylum-seeking guys named after da fuzzy-topped field-grass
trimmigrants: Similar con-men as described three definitions back; they're also good wif da hedge-clippers
vimmigrants: Also similar to da aforementioned pharmaceuticals-peddlers, but in da energy-boosting department
whimmigrants: Casual-minded travelers who breezily hop countries merely as their fancies dictate
by QuacksO March 31, 2025
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