Iceberg

The act of taking a massive shit and having it break the top of the water line in the toilet.

May I be excused, I really have to shit it's going to be an iceberg.

by TheOldCollegeTry April 23, 2016

Iceberg

The sex position to try after watching "Titanic". In tepid water (just warm enough to keep an erection), a male partner submerges himself, leaving only the tip of his penis out of the water. The female partner lowers herself down onto the iceberg, breaking herself on that cold, hard cock.

I was preparing for free diving, so instead of doggy style, I decided to hold my breath and give her the iceberg.

by Azucarpapi April 26, 2016

iceberg

Iceberg is someone who is normal (above water), but overthinks and has a lot of emotions just beneath the surface.

"Damn, that girl is an iceberg ready to roll over."

by Purple_Flirt October 5, 2016

iceberging

When you freeze a large shit log and then use it as a frozen dildo.

"Honey - I was thinking about iceberging you tonight?"
"You read my mind - I'll pull one out of the freezer!"

by Bertonius September 24, 2016

Iceberg

A mountain made of ice that sunk the titanic

The titanic hit the iceberg

by Rollerskatingqueen May 23, 2016

iceberg profile pic

When all her profile pictures are taken from up and to the right. Pictures are all taken from shoulders up.

What happened to that girl you met online ?

Turns out her I was looking at an iceberg profile pic the entire time, she almost broke the axle in my truck.

by trugentlemen670 November 28, 2017

Iceberg

A large chunk of ice that is sent afloat by loose support of an ice shelf or glacier. Some say you can travel on a man-made one, but it would be impractical.

In history, a collision with an iceberg caused the mighty ship Titanic to sink to the bottom of the ocean. It ripped the "impenetrable" steel hull of the ship right open, and the ship sank within 3 hours.

Captain! Iceberg off the starboard bow!

Bah! It's nothing! Nothing can sink the Titanic!

by Texting Error April 23, 2018