Hooch

A dog who is very loyal but stubborn and adorable and hyper

“I really want a hooch man...”

by Uhmmmmdeeeers July 20, 2020

School Bag Hooch

The alcohol unwittingly produced at the bottom of a school bag, when tubs of fruit are left untouched in the bag for periods of time.

Student 1 - "Phew, you smell like a bar!"
Student 2 - "It's just the School Bag Hooch I'm brewing"

by Nicko Steel March 20, 2022

piss hooch

A delicious fermented beverage of 45% alc/vol. Composed of various std ridden pisses.

Damn George that piss hooch got me faded than a hoe.

by GLinney_4 February 19, 2023

Grandmas Hooch

Old ladies sweaty pubic hairs

Yo lemme drink dat Grandmas hooch.

by Android user .04 October 13, 2019

Hooch

A hooch is another word for a vape

“Yo bob pass the hooch”
“Ok man”

by alexaplaydespacito May 27, 2019

Hooch juice

The fishy slime drooling from the flaps of the woman who has just been spat on and viciously flogged with a meaty langer. Sticky in touch, mawky in scent. Hooch juice is often used as a spread for bread in the Middle East origin. Filthy to munch but those boys over there are filthy fuckers anyway.

"Did he collect her hooch juice ?"

"Yeah he spat on her and made shit out of her cunt"

by Rat_Face_Cunt July 30, 2017

Hooch Magooch

Men or women who wear the shortest shorts possible in an effort to air out the gooch/ perineum and attract sexual desire.

Look at that hooch magooch are they even wearing underwear?

by MBurgh June 12, 2025