Pre-hem

The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024

Luke hemmings

THE BEST MAN IN THE WORLD LIKE OMG LOOK AT HIS FACE?!/&2’rbkbtbeknfb-

Me: do you know about Luke Hemmings?
My friend: ….no?
Me: WHAT

by 5sos is me October 4, 2021

Hem Hem

Well performed juke doublemove, usaully in the sport football.

Caught the comeback route hem hem, ohhh shit.

by PerfessorNiggadem November 4, 2021

Hem

Gold, cold, the stitches on the end of T-shirt.

Q-How’s the new guy joined today?
A- He is so smart and good at catching things. He can be the Hem(Gold) for the boss.

Q- How’s the weather today?
A- It’s cold as Hem.

by Spiral_ape. November 24, 2021

Hem

To edit a Thread. To specifically edit the thread to make it shorter, to convey the same thought in fewer words.

Oh snap, no one is going to read that Thread, I should hem it.

by Jayzion74 July 6, 2023

Luke hemmings

luke hemmings is a literal god who fell from heaven into 5sos. Reasons why he is so perfect;

1. HAIR. Like every style looks so good on him
2. His VOOOIIIICCCCEEE gives me chills.

3. He is amazing in general.

Luke hemmings is so gorgeous it hurts.

by avathe5sosgirl November 30, 2020

Hem

A gender neutral singular pronoun, a combination of her & him, or a truncation of them. Hems for gender neutral possessive.

As in: Look at that kid with the shaved head! Hem is really rocking that androgyny look!

by Callbee May 5, 2020