helicockter

The act of swinging one's penis continuously in a circular motion as to imitate the motion of a helicopter rotor.

Helicockters have two main uses:

-The first and most common use is to trick a teammate into looking at your penile area while you perform a helicockter. If successful in getting someone to look, everyone else in the locker room has the responsibility to call the person who looked gay in the most slanderous and offensive possible way, often escalating to taking uncalled-for low-blows that have little or nothing to do with said person's sexuality. It is generally understood that even someone who looks directly at a helicockter is not actually homosexual, but challenging their sexuality for a few moments is necessary.

-The second use is to perform the helicockter as a means of transportation. If done fast enough, some people are able to lift off the ground as high as twelve feet into the air. This is easier said than done, and we recommend that you not try this at home.

Person 1: (standing 5-10 feet behind Person 2 and performing helicockter) Hey! Check out this awesome new tattoo I got below my belly button!

Person 2: Cool, let me check that ou......AW COME ON MAN.

Person 1: ....fag.

Persons 2, 3, 4: (to Person 1) WOW WHAT A GAY QUEER WHO WILLINGLY BLOWS MEN.

Person 1: Now if you will all excuse me, I'm helicocktering home today.

by Rampaging Lumberjack November 13, 2010

urine helicopter

the act of spinning in your room all the while spraying every item in it with the glorious yellow stream of pee pee. Best accomplished in a complete, utter state of blacked-outness.

"Hey Lucian, you pulled a urine helicopter on yo shit again! Slap me some skin, brotha!"

by Eino April 15, 2005

attack/helicopter

A term used by those on social media who are satirizing the over excessive culture of identifying gender, especially the rise of Neopronouns. Not used as a anti-LGBTQ term, but one used to satire the culture that make gender such a big deal and think those with Neopronouns are attention seeking. They are against those who get triggered for assuming their gender, and are almost always straight. Those who use this phrase are tired of seeing "woke" gender ideology and the obsessive increase in terms like Agender, Bigender, Cisgender, Gender fluid, Genderqueer, Transgender, gender neutral. Simply put, they dislike how people have to constantly make sure they are addressing someone by their "proper" gender since they can no longer assume someone's gender.

"Bro I just saw a Instagram bio with the pronouns Ae/Aer"
"Bro wtf, I'm not against LGBTQ, but that's just stupid. I'm changing my bio to Attack/Helicopter"

by aaanaa April 2, 2021

Doing the Helicopter

The spinning movement of male genitalia that resembles the blades of a helicopter.

Have you seen that drunk guy spinning his junk at people?
Yeah he was doing the helicopter!

by Esfer September 11, 2016

Rusty Helicopter

When the girl lays down and puts her ass in the air then the guy puts his dick in her ass and stretches his arms and legs straight out and a third party spins the guy in a circular motion like the blades of a helicopter.

"hey dude I sure would like to give that bitch a rusty helicopter."

by Corey Visser September 13, 2006

Helicockter

To swing your penis around in a similar motion to the rotating blades of a helicopter

Ryan grabbed the base of his shaft and proceeded to swing his ample penis in a circular motion, performing a classic Helicockter maneuver.

by Antrobus June 1, 2016

heimo

When you need a wipe but don't have to shit, which is caused by having a dirty asshole.

There are three possible causes for the need:

1. You haven't wiped sufficiently
2. Your butt crack is sweaty
3. You made a fart poop

It is different than swamp ass as heimowing aims at easing discomfort in the internal butt crack, while swamp ass has this aim but for the external buttcrack; Heimowing is when you go for the good stuff.

Friend 1: Hey guys I'm just gonna run to the bathroom quickly. I'll be back in a few.
Friend 2: U taking a piss or crap?
Friend 1: Neither, I just need to heimo.

by rubentejada September 13, 2017