by Abstract March 24, 2017

Someone who listens to loud/heavy/violent/extreme/etc music, but is forced to listen through headphones due to circumstance.
Guy one: Man, I love Metallica, but I have to listen with headphones because my mom hates it.
Guy two: I guess that makes you a Headphone Headbanger.
Guy two: I guess that makes you a Headphone Headbanger.
by awesome6241 September 28, 2017

person1: What do most people wear to listen to music privately?
person2: Headphones.
person1: Wrong! It's "Pile o' Junk"!
person2: Headphones.
person1: Wrong! It's "Pile o' Junk"!
by koksukcer July 21, 2019

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet
by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

when your headphones probably got water or some shit in them and now they make sounds that sound similar to the Five Nights at Freddy's cameras.
Damn bro my headphones are fucked, I think I spilled water on them.
for real man?
yeah they make weird static noises, i got them fucking fnaf headphones lol.
for real man?
yeah they make weird static noises, i got them fucking fnaf headphones lol.
by Moikey1306 December 23, 2021

by Annonomas100000000 November 30, 2021

This is when you have a punk rock chic with a shaved head and she is begging to be T-Bagged. You simply come up from behind her....then , You have tilt her head back slightly while looking up at you. While you as dropping your balls on her face and in her mouth you gently release a solid turd across the top of her bald head from ear to ear. You have just given FLORIDA HEADPHONES
Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it
by BullJams November 18, 2020
