Buzzfeed Hair

The act of twirling ones hair around, typically the index finger, and then rubbing that hair on lips or on other fingers. Usually done while watching YouTube videos (Buzzfeed in specific) just for comfort.

Come feel my buzzfeed hair, it’s so soft!

by Buzzfeedmaster69 January 21, 2018

Pinapple hair

Its the word anix uses to describe leaves on top of a pineapple.

Anix: what the heck do you call the leafy pinapple hair

everyone else : i dont know

by aaron_ma_the_weirdo June 16, 2020

hair job

A hand job given by a female with long, soft hair. The female drapes her long silky hair around the males erection and proceeds with a normal hand job.

She must've had a hell of a time untangling her hair after that hair job last night.

by eerie February 19, 2005

Hershey Hair

Any time feces are embedded in hair.

"He's such a butt-kisser, he has hershey hair."

by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

Carabello Hair

Reference to the camouflage netting applied to the Advanced Combat Helmets of soldiers in the 1-32 Infantry Regiment, part of the 10th Mountain Division stationed at Ft. Drum New York.

The practice was started in 2006 while the unit was deployed to Afghanistan in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. Command Sergeant Major Carabello was responsible for the order of the application of the netting to the helmets of all soldiers operating under his command.

Soldiers began referring to it as "Carabello Hair" partly in jest and/or simply because it was easier than saying "the camouflage netting that is put on our helmets and tied to the helmet 4 to 8 times to keep it secured because Command Sergeant Major Carabello wants it that way."

This Carabello Hair really sets us apart from the other units on Fort Drum.

Fuck man, my damn Carabello hair got caught in a tree limb last night and knocked me on my ass.

Your Carabello hair looks like shit, mine is pimp because it looks like dreadlocks.

by Chosin7 February 8, 2010

Hump hair

The style in which one's hair is arranged after a good rogering.

People can tell you've just had sex because now you have hump hair.

by @catstevens March 27, 2015

Hair Hamster

A pile of hair that has formed from hair that has fallen around a room. The hair is at some point brushed or moved into a pile and left, therefore forming the hair hamster.

me: "There is a hair hamster under the couch and I'm scared because I think it has come to life."

Other person: "......"

by Jalberg June 12, 2012