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Na-guinness

Alam mo ba na Na-guinness ang post ni marites?
by Jadeiteeeeeee April 2, 2022
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Guined

To use a Penguin emoticon. This expresses that the person is classy, like a penguin.
You wear a tux when you swim. You walk with a straight back. You make intelligent comments.

Someone should recognize you for your class.

<('') - You have been Guined
by muprs October 19, 2012
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guinness buttplug

The thick, tarry, difficult to excrete stool that you try to push out the morning after a night on the Guinness.
Fucking hell, that Guinness buttplug just pushed one of my piles out!
by Fishfishfishhh November 11, 2018
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Mikey Fon Guin Reyes

a boymoder who cant accept the fact that they are a boymoder
hey look at that boymoder, hes such a Mikey Fon Guin Reyes
by weenorboy November 8, 2020
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Guine Stache

A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have
Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!

Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!
by Zombie25 June 26, 2010
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Guinness fart

A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
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na-guinness

a Filipino slang for 'corrected'. it is a reference to the act of Marcos supporters claiming that the 2022 Marcos Presidential campaign caravan at Ilocos Norte is the longest caravan in the world. Guinness saw this and they commented that the title 'longest caravan' does not belong to the 2022 Marcos Presidential campaign caravan. Hence, the term 'na-guinness' was born.
Na-guinness sila ng kanilang guro dahil mali kanina ang sagot nila sa klase. (English : The teacher corrected them because their answer was wrong during class a while ago.)
by istambeyzaloob4n April 19, 2022
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