governerd

A state executive lacking charisma, character, and any shot at national office.

Scott Walker is Wisconsin's governerd; Tim Pawlenty used to be Minnesota's.

by Tony.97209 April 7, 2011

Governors Pardon

In states with mandatory sick leave. Using a half day of sick leave because of a hangover.

"Come on. Have one more with me."
"I can't. I have to work in the morning."
"Dude. You've been there for 3 weeks. Take your governors pardon."

by Kennyburdick September 15, 2016

The Governo

Fucking a young wet pussy, and then sticking your dick in an aged dry pussy to get it wet.

I used The Governo on my girlfriend and her history professor last week- everyone was winning.

by Mimi Rex September 14, 2020

Smoking Governer

A term smoking weed or crack

Do you see that guy over there?

Yea hes been smoking governer.

by TheyIuvmar March 16, 2021