Randy Gonzalez

The sexual act of rubbing one's festering, semen- covered feces around the lips of a partner, then giving them a smooch

"Sex last night was craaaazy! Timothy gave me a randy gonzalez, and i've never been wetter!"

by Jag Rew February 11, 2019

Gonzalez

A male with this last name is very affectionate with ALL the ladies, is quite handsome, sweet, and funny, yet so humble and respectful, loves soccer with a burning passion, screams "GOOOOOOL!!!" at the top of his lungs rather often, is so Mexican he eats a shit ton of Tapatio with his tacos, is superbly intellectual/intelligent, has like 17 primos (cousins), sings corridos in the shower, wakes up to a rooster's "kikiriki" every morning, has many friends/acquaintances, and can be successful at anything he wants to.
In other words, he's just the PERFECT alpha male.

Girl #1: Man, just look at that Gonzalez guy go. He's sooooo charming. I think I'm starting to like him.

Girl #2: Like him? I love him!!

Gonzalez: Morning, ladies!

(both girls faint in awe and fall backwards)

by angel_MVP August 29, 2018

Madi Gonzalez

Basically, the best girl to ever exist. Thicc, but sadly, not as thicc as hongalabongala. Jk she's the thiccest girl alive and if u ever see her... Stop looking at her cuz she's mine bitch. Umm yeah but yk she's a pretty funny gal but gets a lil agro sometimes and can get mad at you for no reason. Fortunately, she always loves you (as in me) at the end of the day and will always be there for you (me again) forever. She's loyal and will never cheat because she knows what it feels like and would never do that to anyone. We (me) love a Madi.

Ethan G: Hey Baby wanna smash in the forest for 20 bucks?

Madi Gonzalez: Nah m8 ur weird ASF

Guillermoth: B R U H *laughs in Korean*

by John Edward's secret admirer April 10, 2019

Christain Gonzalez

A gay nigger even tho hes the Whites person you ever see he likes to fap a lot he got raped by a older man or younger

Christain Gonzalez is a gay nigger

by Fingers in. His ass September 28, 2017

Creamy gonzalez

When you are fucking a girl anally and a girl quite lierally shits into your tip while you're cuming which creates a cyclone of shit and cum which results in an uncleanable mess that may be stuck there for centuries.

Cmon babe, how are we going to clean up this Creamy gonzalez!

by Adumbcunt April 8, 2017

eva gonzalez

99% of the time write so i don`t think you`ll want to trust her

i thought i could trust her

no shes Eva Gonzalez

by Eva Gonzalez May 6, 2018

rosario gonzalez

A girl who has a 4.35 gpa and has straight A 's and will be successful in life. Many will be jealous because her gpa is higher that yours will ever be . She is rank 13 of her freshman class . watch out she will be the smartest you ever meet

Dang rosario gonzalez is so smart , her gpa is 4.35! Higher than mine will ever be !

by hellotheredude May 13, 2018