Gonk

A term used to define when someone's balls fall out of their vagina.

"Don't you hate it when your balls fall out of your pussy? Call that a Gonk"

by MANCOW IN A COWS MAN BODY August 12, 2021

Gonk

Gert long c**k

He has a gonk.

by catmaster18 April 21, 2021

Gonk

the act of sexual poking someones hole/s

im gonna gonk you

by tryzz August 1, 2021

Gonk

v.
1. to sleep/to attempt to sleep
2. to log off (of the computer) for the night

Can be used as an exclamation with "good" placed before it.

Ella: "I'm gonna gonk."
John: "Good gonk!"

by SinkCat August 14, 2024

Gonked

Being so messed up you think you are on Venus.

Dude I’m so Gonked I’m on Venus.

by Преп December 31, 2020

Gonk

A descriptive word for when one of your mates is being a bit retarded. Or a descriptive word to insult and harm a enemy of yours.

“Awww fuck off lewis ya fat smelly gonk”

by YNW smelly December 4, 2020

gonked

to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.

“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”

by deactivated_0 January 24, 2021