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Glasgow Tooth Brush

I fell asleep outside Asda last night, so no chance to brush my teeth. Good job i had a pack of Glasgow tooth brushes.
by Major. Tumpleton May 17, 2008
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The Glesga Kiss.

I remember my first kiss like it wis only yesterday.
An’ I’ve goat the marks across my foreheid jist tae prove it.
It wis in the West End Ballroom, it’s nae longer there they say.
An’ I’m glad the Glesga Cooncil decided tae move it.

There wis this wee blonde wumman, she looked a guid wee dancer.
So I dashed across the flerr at considerable speed.
The wumman saw me comin’, sayin’, ‘here’s that bow-legged chancer.’
An’ she hit me oan the foreheid wi’ her heid.

I cannae remember her name, och! It’s a’ the bloody same.
I’m bein’ hurled aroon’ the Royal oan a barra.
My shirt’s a’ fu’ o’ bleed, wi’ fifteen stitches in my foreheid.
An’ the Doctor says I’ll no’ see for days, because o’ her mascara.

I swore it wid be the last time I’d be goin’ tae the dancin’.
There surely must be a safer way tae carry oan romancin’.
(flerr( floor
(cannae) can not
(hurled) wheeled
(aroon') around
(barra( barrow
by joseph sharp January 11, 2004
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Glasgow Tattoo

The scars left after carving a design into your flesh with a knife or another sharp object.
While in prison, I used a shard of glass to give myself a Glasgow Tattoo.
by Autocide February 4, 2014
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Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.
"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"
by AwrightPal August 8, 2015
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Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.
"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"
by AwrightPal August 8, 2015
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Glasgow Steamer

Steamer variant successfully performed when one person shits on another's chest, sits down and rocks back and forth prior to, crucially, pissing over the recipient's face.
I knew it was all over once I'd had a Glasgow Steamer.
by Saucyweasel September 4, 2015
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