'Floodite Gems' are a cursed type of Ammolite gemstone currently being pilfered from traditional Blackfoot territory in southern Alberta Canada. These floodite-gems are being sold by thieves to the unwary and may cause symptoms such as alcoholism, depression, loop-thoughts, heart palpitations, as well as induce feelings of frustration, guilt, shame, self hate, feelings of worthlessness etc. Wearers may also be targeted by angry ghosts from the American Indian Holocaust. Without a proper blessing from a genuine Shaman these floodite gems will align your chakras to conflict with angry spirits and evil thought forms and are better off left in the ground.
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