I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

Geese

Someone who gets around. A hoe, FuckBoy, hoochie.

Y'all's is a bunch of geese. Y'all for everybody.

by Mistro_Kitkat August 11, 2018

Hunting Snow Geese

Going out to find a financially stable, advanced aged sexual partner in times of difficulty. Different from "Gold Digging" due to the lower standard, only needing to be stable, not rich, and looking from someone who would not be able to find a partner otherwise.

Normally undertaken but women of the Northern USA and Canada.

"I heard Layla is broke."
"Really?"
"Yeah. it's so bad, she's turned to Hunting Snow Geese."

by Lamnad April 1, 2020

Geese

A group of loose, untidy and or unattractive women.

As we pulled up to the party we noticed some geese standing outside waiting to get in.

by Golden_Wizard February 2, 2021

Feeding the Geese

When you rub your thumb, index, and middle finger together infront of your cock to make it look like your master-baiting

Look at James over there Feeding The Geese, what a guy

by Linden&James December 10, 2024

Geese Egg

The act of doing a line of coke off of someone's ass crack

Yo...let's pull out the blow and do a geese egg.

by TEDALDI December 3, 2009

geese

Get Eaten Enviably, Sex

As in- Katie, are you gonna be geeSe for us?

by Kirker July 18, 2009