Geesing Around

When someone is goofing around and just in general acting like a silly goose.

Bro stop geesing around and actually listen to me

by Wadion April 26, 2024

Geese Uh?

When a flock of geese block out the sun and your only remark is :Geese Uh?

Friend 1: Yo what is that blackness in the sky.

Friend 2: Geese uh?

by lordofgrandfathers May 11, 2021

Geesed

When someone corners you at a social gathering and talks at you about the band Geese for over ten minutes straight prophesizing about their future legacy and impact. This is usually followed by forcing them to listen to 2-3 songs in quick succession.

Carter geesed me last night at the bar again man. I was late to my date cause I couldn’t leave.

by Geesemin October 18, 2025

Geese Egg

The act of doing a line of coke off of someone's ass crack

Yo...let's pull out the blow and do a geese egg.

by TEDALDI December 3, 2009

Geese

An evil creature made by satan himself. They flock in groups of thousands and will shit on your lawn relentlessly. Theyll block the road when youre late to work just to angrr you intentionally, and worst of all they are capable of reproduction. Sadly the government believes these creatures of evil, for whatever reason, to be worth perserving; thats why its illegal for you to shoot them or run them over.

HONEY! The damn geese are back!
Son! Watch out for that geese shit in the yard!
Yo dude! Watch me shoot these dumbass geese!

by Therapguy98 August 22, 2016

I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.

Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.

by QuacksO December 30, 2022

rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese

Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.

“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”

— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”

by lord anton June 24, 2025