cum gar

a jar of cum. cum gar. typically said by people with low blood sugar or sleep deprived people. CUM GAR !!! CUM GAR!!!

it describes a jar of cum that contains all of the semen that could have possibly cured the disease called My Big Fat Cake Is Too Big For These Pants

or it can just be to spice up a situation
Person 1: wow i’m so bored i wonder what this situation needs right now

Person 2: HAHA CUM GAR

person 1: HAHAAAAHAAHHAHAA

person 2: HAHAHAHAHHA
by littlepeebottle December 09, 2020
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A gar is a noun, verb, adverb, or whatever else you need it to be.
Can you pass me that gar? (the gar, in this case, is a salt shaker)
Go catch up with those gars! (run ahead and catch up with the other people)
The girlies are garring around the town. (everyone is hanging out downtown)
She's being suuuuch a sassy gar. (she keeps talking back)
Did you turn off the gar in the kitchen? (the stove)
by thefionafromshrek August 27, 2021
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The best clone army group on ROBLOX. www.roblox.com/My/Groups.aspx?gid=3007326
by kingmerc23 January 25, 2017
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He's one of the homies, but he's probably undercover gay. He's more than a little homiesexual, but you can't help but love him (not in that kinda way tho). The beaner just can do no wrong, oh boy should you keep him away from the elementary school. He's always down for food; but keeps complaining about wanting to start going to the gym.
Hey who's that
Oh that Gar
You should meet him, but keep him away from your kiddos
by Doinyamom6969 January 10, 2022
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a group of guys that are lit
by GARintensity May 18, 2018
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"Greasy ass residue". This is the stuff which causes a bacon strip on one's underwear. It typically is generated on a hot day and happens several minutes after having gone poo when you simply didn't wipe good enough. It often forces you to go back into the restroom and wipe again. You must be careful becuase if it gets bad enough, it can be smelled by others if talking in a group. Note: if you can smell your own Gar, chances are good that others can as well.
I went for a run last night in the heat and it was so uncomfortable. When I got home, I had Gar so bad that I had to wipe 4 times.
by Parrothead02 November 21, 2014
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A blunt; as in buying a cigar with the intention of emptying the tobacco out and replacing it with marijuana.
“I got a bag of pot, let’s go to the corner store and roll a gar.”
by Totally Legal Alien November 26, 2022
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