The Tar and Feather is a sexual move where the male ejaculates all over the face of the female partner, and proceeds to rip out bunches of his own pubic hair and throw it all on the female's semen-covered face to give a full on lumberjack beard (the equivalent of being tarred and feathered).
"A man walked into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey I'm gonna need to see some ID.' So the man pulls out his... license and gives it to the bartender. The bartender, who'll we'll call Rick, scans the ID, and the ID doesn't cut it. Rick asks the man to leave, but the man protests. So Rick pulls... out his phone. Rick calls the police to escort the man and in a minute the police arrive and try to get the man to leave, but he is belligerent and fights them. In a vagrant display of police brutality, an officer whips out his... taser and zaps the man, who is easily transported to jail. Rick closes his pub after the long days' work and heads home. On the street Rick sees a young girl selling lemonade on the street. Rick decides to give the girl a big surprise that she won't forget, so he extracts his... wallet and hands her a $20 bill. Then he goes home, and when his wife criticizes his pubic and hair and demands he does some manscaping. Rick becomes angry, and during his wife's slumber that night, he pulls out his... shoes and goes for a walk. He walks down the country road and sees a prostitute standing across the road from a herd of cattle. He Tar and Feathered a cow and went home.
by Darth Invadher September 07, 2012
bullshit, hoo-wheee
by BLACK HEIFER August 16, 2009
by Imthedenverguy February 29, 2020
A racial slur for Native Americas based on the assumption that they often wear feathered headdresses.
Dan: Yo have you ever been to one of those Native American Casinos?
Jon: Nah man. I typically tend to stay clear of those Feather Dusters.
Jon: Nah man. I typically tend to stay clear of those Feather Dusters.
by Saveethescene November 03, 2018
The act in which a man ejaculates on his partners face then uses trimmers to buzz his pubic hair off onto his partners ejaculate covered face whilst continuing to receive fellatio.
If your bro ain't doing a Feathered Turkey when he's giving you a brojob, can you even really call it a brojob?
by Yardgnomejerker September 30, 2018
When a man has a large pubic bush and is doing a girl doggy style and she farts and flaps his bush to the sides like a peacock.
by Peacock1979$$$$ October 16, 2015
Dude! My anus is like magma, yet tingly! Oh shiiiiiiit , someone got A Feathered Dragon last night!?
by Elslemmo May 01, 2018