DP

DP also known as Deformed Penis. It means when a penis is not normal. Either too short curved or just wrong.

Girl #1:Wow Logan has such a DP.
Girl #2: Gross No one wants to mess with a DP.

by Gewgle33 September 27, 2009

DP

1. Double Penetration, or a woman being penetrated by two men at the same time.

2. An acronym for "Display Picture", often used on Facebook or Skype

1. Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about Jen last night?

Friend 2: Yeah, I heard she got DP
Friend 1: Sick

2. Friend 1: -posts a picture on facebook-
Friend 2: OMG, that should totally be your DP!

by daniixox April 24, 2011

DPS

Acronym: Dead Poets Society

Neil, member of the D.P.S. commited suicide because of his father's inability to realise what his son wanted to do in life.

by brendan July 10, 2004

DPS

DPS stands for Dabs Per Second, a stat used by many of the Dabbing Simulator Community. Dabs Per Second is a stat also widely used by teenage boys dabbing ironically.

I've got a DPS of 18.2, the highest in the world.

by offishal_dorton August 31, 2017

DPS

Double Post Syndrome: When someone on a social networking site (Facebook, MySpace, etc.) post the same post twice, and becomes really annoying.

(On FB chat)
Gavin: OMFG YOU KNOW MY NAME!!!1!1one
Sabrina: IKR! Luis told me! :P
Gavin:Unrelated: Do you swear?
Sabrina:wtfff? idk vat you say. wtfff? idk vat you say.
Gavin: OMFG YOU HAVE DPS!!!!

by G4V!n November 12, 2010

DPS

Dirty pussy smell

Wow, we all know what you were up to last night... You definitely have a case of DPS you need to go wash yourself.

by UnicornPrncess June 10, 2016

DP

An abreviation for "double penatration" as in the double penatration of ones oraphis'

two items mandingos penatrating the same thing femaleat the same time

somtimes spoken with dude

Two bowling balls, one ally

two dicks one asshole

Sean,"DP dude, DP"

Rob,"you are a moron"

by Curt MaGurt December 28, 2009