Captain Bring-Me-Down

The one guy you work with who only calls when he has a problem that he needs you to fix, usually immediately.

Derek: Hey man, ready to go grab some lunch?

Scott: Yeah, let's get outta h....aw shit, hold on, Captain Bring-Me-Down just alerted me....

Derek: FUCK!

by Jerky1037 March 22, 2008

hand me down sex

sort of like hand me down clothes
but in a sexual meaning...

when your friend is tired of his girlfriend, having sex, he passes her down to their friend in order to fulfill his needs, because he's tired of wearing her on his cock...

see joke sex

Bro I just had sex with Tony's gf...

Thats not sex, thats hand me down sex, she's available b/c Tony passed her down to other guys...

by blthrskt April 24, 2009

Dick me down dan

Term used only in the Bay Area. Commonly used as an insult to someone or joking comment.

Example: "Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?"

"Why? You tryna dick me down Dan?"

by Justin THE YAY February 17, 2016

Dick me down daddy👅

What a girl said is to you she wants you to fuck the shit outta her and not just regular sex that pornstar sex, that grip my hair sex and that aggressive sex.

Whatchu wanna do girl

I want you to dick me down daddy👅
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by 💕✨🔑💍2️⃣ April 13, 2022

international dick me down day

this is a day for me and my fellow females. we celebrate this day on april 16th. may the dick be in you .

i can’t wait for international dick me down day. i’m hyped.

by alyssa.420.69 April 12, 2018

Ding-dong dick me down

Ding dong dick me down can also be abbreviated to DDDMD. This can be used when you are ready to get that dick and nothing is going to stop you. Ding dong bitch gimme that dick.

Ding-dong dick me down daddy

by dingdongdickmedown August 14, 2020

National Dick Me Down Day

A day on April 12th in which celebrates the art of getting dicked down

Josh: What day is it today?
Devin: It's April 12th, national dick me down day
Kinsey: I'm ready

by BigDaddyD69 April 11, 2017