Asian dick cheese

Disgusting cheese video.
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An Asian girl is cleaning a guy genital and she opens his dick and lick all his smegma off.
If you know you know Asian dick cheese…
by V1PACC0UNT October 08, 2023
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Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.
Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️
by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025
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Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
by paul8m3 February 08, 2022
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Dick cheese

It’s the stuff you smell on a dick when someone doesn’t wash it
Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???

Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week
by Dougle87 June 05, 2023
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Dick cheese

That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.

People named Peter are most likely to have this
Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?

Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
by Dougle87 June 05, 2023
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Dick cheese

A misheard version of Fixies, a Russian CGI Kids show.
My daughter googled Dick cheese instead of Fixies on YouTube Kids.
by Simpson sLover69 March 08, 2022
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