karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
Get the eleven pound whole slab of deli hammug. Delise is one of the most beautiful girls the live on this earth, you would be extremely lucky to have her in your life. She will treat you with a lot of kindness and respect, but be warned her amount of sarcasm is unethical. she will be so sarcastic you will never know when she is being Sirius with you. Delise's will always try and say that they don't look good or they are having a bad hair day but everyone would strongly disagree. She can be shy at first and will tent to keep to her self but when you get to know her she will never fail to make you laugh.
Delise's are very hard not to fall in love with, you can spend hours of time with her listening to all her story's and all the odd little adventures she has been on over the years.
she will also spend a large amount of her time in bed so don't bother to ask her to move.
Delise's are very hard not to fall in love with, you can spend hours of time with her listening to all her story's and all the odd little adventures she has been on over the years.
she will also spend a large amount of her time in bed so don't bother to ask her to move.
by Rowan Wallace August 20, 2020
Get the Delisemug. by Squidwards_nan December 4, 2019
Get the Delisousmug. After eating a ton of tantalising turbaconducken with succulent sausage stuffing, immaculate mashed potatoes, beautiful buttery biscuits, and the elbow of an elf, I was in a state of delision.
by ialmostthewholepost October 16, 2013
Get the delisionmug. One extremely poor, sad, pathetic, and still very poor man's attempt to spell the actual word, "delicious."
by Daddyhasit baby February 19, 2009
Get the delisousmug. A term made by Thxtboideli/DELI.
A theory where the title track of an album is considered or assumed to be the best track on the album
A theory where the title track of an album is considered or assumed to be the best track on the album
"good kid" and "m.A.A.d city" off of good kid, m.A.A.d city by Kendrick Lamar.
"This counts as the Deli theory, it might be the best song off the album."
"This counts as the Deli theory, it might be the best song off the album."
by Spuddy-Boy February 28, 2025
Get the Deli theorymug. by ReeseTheTrendsetter December 1, 2024
Get the Delimug.