Destroy Dick December

In parody of "No-Nut November" and its rise in popularity in 2017, "Destroy Dick December" is an event starting on the first of December, in which you masturbate until completion in a quantity in relation to the date. This means you must nut 1 time on the first, twice on Dec. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st.

"Yoo man are you trying no nut november?" HEEELLL no its all about training for Destroy Dick December!!!!!!!!!!"

by FAM MAN November 21, 2017

December 21, 2012

Well, this is awkward.

Journal Entry: December 21, 2012

"The world didn't end today, so I jerked off instead."

by Some asshole December 21, 2012

December 12

Not national but important day when you can ask out your crush and if they say no slap them

Person 1: hey it’s December 12
wanna go out with me sometime

Person 2: lol no u ugly
Person 1: -slaps brutally-

by Apersonthatisreal October 28, 2019

December 24

If you were born in this day you’re clever, thinker, rational and incredibly impressive. also you'll have the most overwhelming soul, the most charming face and smile :( you for sure an amazing, rare person and the earth is so lucky to carry you upon it 💘

neenie : i was born in December 24

meemie : oh man i thinking im in loooove again

by meemie October 15, 2019

December 2

Every one skip school on this day!

On December 2 ima skip school

by Tic Tok bitches October 29, 2019

December 2

The day where everyone tells you to skip school and you like the post but go to school anyway...

Friend: Urban Dictionary says not to go to school today cuz it’s December 2
You: likes the post
Both: okay... let’s go to school now

by Your best mom November 27, 2019

decearing egg

An obscure Japanese phrase translated into English, originally comprising of the Japanese words egu egu egu e guegu. The phrase was discovered after delving very deeply into Google Translate. Its usage and context is generally unknown, although it seems to always be typed in all caps.

I copied and pasted a bunch of crap into Google Translate in Japanese and it translated to DECEARING EGG. Is Translate still that bad at Japanese?

by Kenoscirneh June 26, 2017