Dave

The unwanted liquid found in the likes of ketchup bottles, yogurts, and soft cheese.

Tash: Ugh, I've just opened the Philadelphia and it's full of Dave.

Lee: Gutted

by Fizzle S January 23, 2022

Dave

White guy who likes white chocolates and white wine. Usually British and calls himself awesome.

You're such a dave!

by caliper January 28, 2022

Dave

A person who rarely messages or chats in your chatroom.

He’s such a Dave.
Are you a Dave?

by ObeAba July 19, 2020

dave

the most creepy and animalistic kind of man you will ever meet. he is stuck in the past and in love with young girls. #andrea

Dave is my landlord and can kiss my ass

by bossassbitch69swagalicious March 02, 2022

Dave

The shermiest of sherms

Anyone: Hop on Sea of Thieves

(Kids named Dave): no

by AsherRabbit January 27, 2022

Dave

the "butch" partner in a lesbian relationship

"who do you think is the dave?"

by larist October 06, 2008

Dave

(noun) the act of making a horrible joke

Yo that joke was so bad, you just pulled a Dave!

by husky5592 April 11, 2011