When someone is unable to function in society due to their inability to choose which one of the 58+ genders they should be.
"Did you see Timmy? He's so confused about which gender he should be that he shut down and became a Gender Cripple. Poor guy... err, girl... errr, person. Let's get out of here!"
by Brandam Cook September 22, 2016
Get the Gender Cripplemug. the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
"you're going down yo"
"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"
"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"
*viciously rips nipples"
"OWWWWWWWWWW"
"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"
"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"
*viciously rips nipples"
"OWWWWWWWWWW"
by Pac haters May 4, 2022
Get the Nipple Cripplemug. when someone does something either really slowly or in a really inefficient manner, as a cripple would.
by dennyg March 21, 2020
Get the cripple speedmug. Usually the group of hurt athletes sitting on the sidelines or the bench. Can consist of but is not limited to; The kid who is always hurt, the kid who is hurt once and or the kid who everyone knows isn't hurt but acts like he is to skip a practice/game. usually 3 or more of them makes a crew any less its not. Quite common
Dude why are those guys over on the bench for I haven't seen them play yet?
Oh that's the cripple crew
Oh that's the cripple crew
by xnaggax January 10, 2014
Get the cripple crewmug. A comical sex act in which a man getting a blowjob shoots his load into a woman's eye, causing her to reach up and cover her eye like a patch. He then kicks her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and scream arggggg!
She didn't want to swallow, so I pulled out and hit her in the eye. I kicked her shin, so while she was one leg, yelling, with one eye covered, she looked like a crippled pirate.
by Tuxedokitty August 30, 2013
Get the Crippled Piratemug. by TylerDurdensballs June 11, 2023
Get the Cripple chinsmug. A license plate which indicates that a vehicle is being operated by a cripple or is used for cripple transport. Most license plates will display the standard wheelchair symbol or the abbreviation 'DP' for disabled person.
"We're barely moving! The guy in front of me is driving like an idiot," said Jim.
"Well, you should've noticed the cripple plates on his car before you got behind him," responded his wife.
"Well, you should've noticed the cripple plates on his car before you got behind him," responded his wife.
by MateoXDelgado February 4, 2014
Get the cripple platemug.