e-cottaging

When unprotected computer users engage in sex talk in seedy public chatrooms.

George Michael loves e-cottaging, he prefers it to real cottaging because he can do it at home in his slippers and dressing gown.

by WelshAsian January 15, 2012

Juicy Cottage Cheese

Giving a girl a black eye by shooting cum out to hard and fast at her face

Andy- OH MY GOD, I'M GONNA SPURT! AHHHHH!
Sandy- OW! you just Juicy Cottage Cheesed me!
Andy- SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH! {slap}

by ABurgesss January 2, 2013

Cottage Cheese Pussy

When a girls vagina looks like cottage cheese during sex, chunky and white.

Her vagina looked like cottage cheese when we had sex. She has a cottage cheese pussy.

by Dontkillmyvibe October 4, 2016

Lady Cottage

A ladies front bottom

I knocked at lady cottage but she wouldn't let me through the doors, she had a nice front door the backdoor was hanging of it's hinges, the red shutters are down at lady cottage

by Whitebits January 29, 2009

thatched roof cottages

one of two primary targets of trogdor the burninator... the other target for burnination being the peasants that dwell within them...

"burninating all the people, in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!!!!"

by squirrely wrath August 5, 2004

CATIA eyes

The perception that one has the ability to accurately measure lengths or angles without using a measurement device. Individuals possessing this talent also report dimensions as fact – as if they had used a calibrated mechanism, when in fact they only recklessly approximated it with their eyes.

CATIA is an acronym for Computer-Aided Three-dimensional Interactive Application - a commonly used CAD/CAM software package for product design.

Rick (on the phone): “Danielle! There’s an interference between the widget and the doodad! The doodad’s impaling the widget by 15.2 mm! You need to fix it before your name’s added to the list!”

Danielle (mutes the phone and says to Tom): “Yeah, right, it’s probably only 2 mm; he’s using his CATIA eyes again!”

by EtoileRouge October 19, 2005

swiss cottage secondary school

School of thoughtful leaders. Kind of a shit school and has almost no money. Doesn't even look like a cottage. They painted it the same color as the school beside it to give an illusion that its bigger than it actually is lmao. But daddy cheng and hoi very nice. Cafe food overpriced but still taste like cock and they always serve food that has been on the floor????

swiss cottage secondary school no money sia

by suzzybaka August 23, 2021