salt consumer

He consumes salt.
He protecc and he is thicc.
He always will eat salt out of the pretzel bag for you.
Sometimes he is depresso espresso, and sometimes he is happy padappy.
Guy 1: "Bro I'm not gonna eat that salt out of the pretzel bag"
Salt Consumer: "Don't worry bro I gotchu"
by blockpixelz June 20, 2022
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Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.
Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."
by soowutthegreat May 18, 2021
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Consume thine buttocks

A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."

Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."
by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018
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Apex consumer

Someone or something (living being depending on animals, for example: aquatic) that can eat everyone around them but they can't be eaten by everyone around them, they're also the top consumers basically owning the food chain
by My pronouns are plants August 08, 2023
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dick consumer

someone who consumes 11 inch big black cocks on a daily basis
look at sally, she is such a dick consumer, i saw her abosulute eating jamals bbc.
by endangereddingus May 24, 2024
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Consume glass

To break and digest objects composed of molten sand and lye
When I'm bored and have nothing to do, I like to Consume glass every once in a while
by Joe Bidome December 13, 2021
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good little consumer

A person who is easily influenced by advertising, brand loyalty programs, and consumer trends, often to their own financial or personal detriment.

A term used derogatorily to describe an individual who uncritically and obediently buys products and services, often spurred by manipulative advertising tactics and corporate strategies, without regard to the necessity, quality, or ethical implications of their consumption.
Every time a new phone model comes out, Jake camps outside the store overnight, wallet in hand, ready to trade his perfectly good current phone for the latest version—truly a good little consumer, faithfully fulfilling his role in the great corporate circle of life.
by YourBoyyTylerDurden February 21, 2024
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