Colton

The smallest dicked simp out there

Colton has such a small dick no wonder he be simping.

by Allison6789 March 2, 2020

Colton

he maybe a gangweed3r..., loves gameing. always gaming in fact. weighs at least a healthy 548 lbs. ,, is s o a epic and is definetely the ceo of sex having,,. (yues i am LOL).

person: wow colton is such a cool gangweed gamer
me: *unsheathes katana* Yes... one day yuo'll see...

by gangweedman23 September 13, 2019

Colton

A short, skinny asshole, who can't get along with anyone, usually an atheist, who hates agreeing with people. Usually little or no friends.

Colten: Hey man. Tom cruse was not in top gun
Man 2: yes he was:
Man 3: don't worry man he is just a Colton.

by Mittenzboy May 8, 2013

Colton

A piece of garbage who is narcistic, annoying, loud, mean, etc. Stay away from Colton.

Colton came up to me and started laughing at me and calling me gay,

by wow bk April 17, 2019

Colton

hes a sweet boy with a big ol meat shank and he will shank your axe wound

Colton will tear up that mooker

by axewounderdad April 3, 2018

Colton

Is Gay

Colton-“hey guys how’s it going?!”
Literally everyone-“shut the fuck up colton”

by Fuckeryduckerydock March 2, 2020

Colton

A fat blonde man that is just plain rude and stupid, not a good guy to be with.

Colton is in 10th grade and still can't figure out 4x1.

by Kawaii Chan 28 October 18, 2019