coffinous

SLEEP IN YOUR OWN DEATH WAKE IN YOUR OWN SLEEP

WHEN YOU COFFINOUS ABOUT IT, LIVEN YOUR DEATH DIEING YOUR DREAM,

by GENBOO JAMES ANDERSON November 25, 2013

coffin chaser

A person who befriends or assists an elderly person purely because they want to be included in that person's will.

That coffin chaser was helping old Harry with his shopping every day until she found out he was broke.

by Bobo Bonobo August 28, 2016

Coffindaffer

A person with a huge cock and that can really pleasure a woman

Oh any man with the name coffindaffer can get in my guts

by James the greatest July 5, 2021

coffinshipping

A term used by fans of the Saw movie franchise to describe a noncanonical romantic relationship between Peter Strahm and Mark Hoffman, two characters from the series. Arguably, the second to third most popular ship in the fandom (the first being chainshipping). The name is a reference to the two characters' final confrontation in SAW V.
Coffinshipping is often the subject of fanfiction, fan art, and video edits in the Saw fandom.

Did you know that people ship Peter and Hoffman from the SAW films? They call it coffinshipping.

by ChillywithBilly November 4, 2023

Cardboard Coffin

Noun. The cardboard box that Microsoft sends to Xbox 360 owners, used to mail the Xbox 360 to a repair center safely and back.

My 360 broke so I had to call and get a Cardboard Coffin.

by InitialDeer October 8, 2008

fuzzy coffin

is a slang word for a tight vagina

man it got trapped in a fuzzy coffin

by cupcakes00000001 August 29, 2017

doing 'the coffin'

When a male, in this case highly likely to be a virgin, is having sex and is unsure where everything is quite supposed to go, he may simply freeze in a pencil shaped position, head tilted slightly to the side, whilst the lady manouevres herslf on top of him. This particular act is highly unusual, but somewhat effective, and gives the impression of being stuckin a coffin.

If a young man has no idea what to do in the sack, it is almost guaranteed that he may freeze and will almost certainly be doing 'the coffin' , even if he does not realise this. Beware though, for the older you are before you pop your cherry, the more you'll look like one of Dracula's victims.

by Captain Coffin May 15, 2006