Call of Duty 

A somewhat decent game infested with young children that scream words they dont understand at you and the mute button is the most useful thing in the game.

Kid1: WHAT THE HELL! HACKS!

Kid2: YOUR SUCH A FAGGOT!
Me: "Presses mute button" "Lets out sigh of relief" This is why i don't play Call of Duty.

Call of Duty by MexicanDeadpool May 30, 2018

Call Of Duty 

It Was A Good Game since The Other Year's But then The Noob Tuber 360 Noscope Wannabe's screwed up the whole Franchise after 2010 but sure the community was not that bad but the year's Got worse and Black-Ops 4 i Hope they Get Better And not do like Faze Clan Does Or Having A Moaning Or Orgasm Kill Or Screaming Over Its Microphone.

360FazeLurd"OMFG 360 NOSCOPE OOOOOOOOOOMMMmMFFFFGGGGGG"
Mom"Stop Screaming Kiddo"
360FazeLurd"No Im Playing Call Of Duty"

Call Of Duty by Dont USe 3rd Reich July 7, 2018

Call of Duty 

A once great video game series, but has fallen from grace due it being milked, a general decline in quality of the games, and internet hate bandwagons.

Person 1: Are you gonna buy BO4?
Person 2: Nah, I quit Call of Duty after Black Ops 3. It just isn't as much fun as it used to be.

Call of Duty by a guy who likes stuff February 21, 2019

Call of duty 

You know that one game that every 60 year old child moelester plays o get some crispy toes. Oh also where there’s tents everywhere cause everyone camps. Wait, also the second you spawn the whole us army is up your ass trying to kill you.

Person 1 (jimmy):call of duty is gay
Person 2 (Thomas): and that’s when Thomas called bullshit and took out his rpg-7 in the middle of class for his tidies.

Call of duty by Toesucker112 February 12, 2020

Call of Duty 

The game you play when you’re depressed, or have nothing better to do.

Bill: “hey do you play Call of Duty”
Jerald: I’ve played it before but it just kinda gets old after an hour or two of playi...
Bill: “yeah it a pretty great game, you should play it sometime. It only cost 60$ and about 15$ per new DLC. I would highly recommend it really deep and dramatic campaigns. Did I tell you about my guns yet?”

Call of Duty by Fleatings May 8, 2020

Call of Duty 

The reason why guys cry, when you play Call of Duty with the boys you can have the time of you're life. Its also a good way to keep you're virginity. #VIRGINITY ROCKS

Oi fuckheads, lets go play some fackin Call of Duty Black ops right now.

In game chat: noobmaster69: Mate you fuckin suck at this game

Guccicocker420: Bro you're cock is the size of a tic tac

noobmaster69: Thats why you're moms breath smells so good
When you see that one guy with the Japanese letters you know you're fucked

Call of Duty by jawspinner September 28, 2020

Call Of Duty 

The most badass game series that ever existed.

Man: “Hey bro wanna play call of duty”

Other man: “Sure bro i’m always down to play the best game ever”

Call Of Duty by CallOfDutyPlayer8 December 9, 2020