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butthurt-prosecution

The practice of prosecuting individuals out of embarrassment, well in excess of any demonstrable harm. The practice is particularly ubiquitous in Western democracies where sedition is an unpopular prosecutorial tack in order to dispense retributive punitive enforcement in response to indefensible egg-on-the-face.
Two cases are particularly illustrative:

The US government's piling on of charges against Barrett Brown constitutes a very clear, inflamed case of butthurt-prosecution.

Barrett Brown guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/21/barrett-brown-persecution-anonymous

Although he pleaded guilty to offenses carrying ~20 years in prison, Bradley Manning must still stand trial for his life, as the DoD and DoS have a wicked bout of butthurt-prosecution.

Bradley Manning bradleymanning.org/
by kenneth lipp May 18, 2013
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Peanut Butthurt

Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.
Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.
by CrepescularMonty September 8, 2011
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butthurt christian

When a christian realizes there is no God.
Joe became a butthurt christian today.
by snowyday August 15, 2017
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butthurt british

A british fag who still cant get over that the U.S.A beat their ass 300 to 200 years ago.
That butthurt british guy up the street took down my American flag and put a british one up!
by That guy down duh street October 30, 2014
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butthurt chicken

Butter chicken that is so spicey, it inevitably will burn your anus into a fiery mayhem upon expelling the chicken from your buthole. Thus being butthurt by the chicken
Alix: Wow, Evans been in the washroom for a while.

Mia: Yeah and he'll be in they're for much longer at that, Luc made some dank butthurt chicken
by Combs June 14, 2017
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Sir Butthurt

•Someone who gets easily offended/butthurt about everything
•Someone wants to start an argument for no reason
He was being a Sir Butthurt yesterday
by SirSagtron July 2, 2016
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Butthurt Light

A person who acts dramatic about a minor incident
I accidentally spilled some beer on her and she slapped my face for it. She’s Butthurt Light at most.
by Prime Minister Modi December 19, 2018
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