Bumpkin fever

When you have sex with a country girl and her entire family.

Dude, I had bumpkin fever last night

by anonymous May 26, 2022

bumpkin

A bumpkin is know as the best pumpkin or is known as big pumpkin.

bro thats a big ass bumpkin

by 64bitpug December 14, 2021

Suburban Bumpkin

A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.

“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

by that country kid March 3, 2021

Bumpkin

A type of pumpkin that bears eat.

A black bear is eating his bumpkin behind that tree.

by Bumpkin nugget April 2, 2021

Bumpkin

a small or cute person; often used as a nickname

she's my bumpkin

by Andreas2344 January 30, 2022

bumpkin

a stupid ass dumbass who cant play minecraft for shit

bumpkin is a dumb shitprick who doesnt have minecraft skills

by swaggerpass July 7, 2021

Techno-Bumpkin

A person that is technologically illiterate and makes no effort to learn more beyond their small sphere of understanding. Someone that will call on someone more knowledgeable than themselves to "just fix it"

Karen is a total Techno-Bumpkin, I'd be surprised if she even knew how to uninstall an app, she keeps calling me to fix it but can't explain what's wrong.

by Bulk like hulk November 7, 2025