bumpkin

Short for "country bumpkin". A dumb cocky redneck.

The installers are some serious bumkins. Bickering bumpkins. Won't stop arguing with each other.

by nightranchers May 10, 2023

Bumpkin

A type of pumpkin that bears eat.

A black bear is eating his bumpkin behind that tree.

by Bumpkin nugget April 03, 2021

Bumpkin

When someone/something is being goofy or a nickname for a fellow human.

“Bumpkin, You’re being a tad goofy.” Or “that was a very Bumpkin moment.”

by Katrina synchro sanchez October 14, 2023

bumpkin

a stupid ass dumbass who cant play minecraft for shit

bumpkin is a dumb shitprick who doesnt have minecraft skills

by swaggerpass July 08, 2021

bumpkin

a resident of Roblin, MB, Canada

Those country bumpkins in Roblin sure know how to throw a tractor pull and pumpkin festival!

by anooneemooose September 07, 2022

snuggle bumpkin

A fine ass girl with so much cushion that you just feel so comfortable laying on the couch with her. She may also have an hourglass figure, making her even more fun to snuggle with. The best kind of girl to end up snuggle fucking.

Friend: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Me: My guy, I was totally chillin’ with this fine-ass Snuggle Bumpkin! She was so soft and warm I barely remember anything else!

Friend: Damn! Sounds like a damn fine girl!

Me: Fo sho!

by Pawg Husband April 24, 2024

new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013