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benefits

Benefits are sums of money that the goverment pays to the deprived and/or disabled people of the country. Those people who claim benefits illeagly are often reffered to as , spongers, scroungers and thieving cheating fuckin' pikey bastards, and so are thoose who recieve benefits legally in HUGE quantities
Them thieving cheating fuckin' pikey bastards down the road are on more BENEFITS then that woman off wife swap
by The Dole scrounger February 24, 2005
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friends with benefits

A healthy, fun sexual relationship between two people......
Until one falls for the other, The friendship blows to
pieces. And those two people find themselves worse off than
they were before.
Chuck and I are friends with benefits.
by Aimee's 2 cents April 20, 2006
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words with benefits

two people that meet randomly at a bar & invite eachother to an online Scrabble game on their iPhones, which eventually leads to afternoon rendezvous and late night romps.
Yo dawg, I had this words with benefits hit me up the other night after a 60 point triple word score. So I went up to her crib & turned it out!
by hats&socks February 23, 2011
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farts with benefits

This is a flatus stage that bridges the gap between a plain fart and a full-on shart. Whereas a fart leaves no solid evidence and a shart is a shorts-changing, date-ending, messy experience... farts with benefits contain fart particles (a.k.a. fecal mist).

Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.
I realized that my crabby ass was due to farts with benefits and I had to change my stained drawers.
by FishFinderAZ May 10, 2007
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friends with benefits

Two very good friends that share in sexual acts with eachother with no emotional connection or boyfriend-girlfriend label. Just engaging in the act of sex for fun.
"We fucked, but we didn't date. It was just a friends with benefits type thing, don't worry about it."
by Eric May 13, 2005
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benedita

An original person, and who has a very contagious smile. Can always convince people of their best side, just to mention that also has a way with guys, because it has a very sexy side. She's smart, funny and a bit stubborn. Is one of the most perfect in the world.
Benedita: A simple hug and you'Il konw she's perfect for you!
by Dabadee February 23, 2017
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benefits of peace

When someone plays Ajani, the Greathearted and gives everyone a +1/+1 and loyalty counter then screams "NOW DO YOU SEE THE BENEFITS OF PEACE"
by atr0sity August 3, 2020
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