Jesus

Jesus is a nice guy makes amzing friends and will put a smile on ur face he. Also likes riding horses

Did u see jesus hes amazing

by Shagalaga March 22, 2017

Jesus

Jehovah's first born who willingly left his lofty position in heaven and sacrificed his life on earth. This is the greatest act of love and compensates for the sin of Adam and Eve. Jesus claimed, in the Bible gospels, that he will transform the earth into a paradise.

Dude, today Jesus is seperating people like sheeps and goats.

by Carlos Mc December 12, 2007

Jesus

wasnt he that chick in the da vinci codes great great grand dad?

Tom hanks: You are the last living desendant of jesus christ

by uahedfioqahu October 21, 2008

Jesus

a kick ass superhero.

person 1 "holy shit is that jesus, how is he not sinking"
person 2 "he can walk on water dipshit"

by fourway March 16, 2010

Jesus

King of the Jews. Was nailed to a cross which was one of the better execution tools in history.

All hail Jesus, king of the Jews!

by Fiona Slennz July 3, 2006

jesus

A probably fictional man (a derivative one at that) who lived roughly 2000 years ago. He was said to be the son of god (mostly said by himself). Notable for performing several party tricks, for example turning water into wine, feeding 5000 people with limited supplies and rising from the dead. He had 12 lingers on, a couple of which fucked him over big style, most notably Judas. Appears heavily in the new testament of the best selling novel “The Bible” which spawned a cult following known as Christians. Sometimes his name may be used as term of mild annoyance or a word to stress other words.

"jesus josephine"

"jesus dave no fucking need for it"

by gerald fawcett February 23, 2008

Jesus

Son of god,died for all of our sins so that we may live.

Spoke out against the tyranny of pagan Rome and all of their Satanism and homosexuality,child-molesting and slave-owning ways.

So they killed him in the most evil way imaginable.

Now we are living in Rome as evidenced by all of these tyrannical,evil and hateful posts.

by crying July 3, 2006