Jesus is a nice guy makes amzing friends and will put a smile on ur face he. Also likes riding horses
by Shagalaga March 22, 2017
Jehovah's first born who willingly left his lofty position in heaven and sacrificed his life on earth. This is the greatest act of love and compensates for the sin of Adam and Eve. Jesus claimed, in the Bible gospels, that he will transform the earth into a paradise.
by Carlos Mc November 15, 2007
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by Fiona Slennz June 17, 2005
A probably fictional man (a derivative one at that) who lived roughly 2000 years ago. He was said to be the son of god (mostly said by himself). Notable for performing several party tricks, for example turning water into wine, feeding 5000 people with limited supplies and rising from the dead. He had 12 lingers on, a couple of which fucked him over big style, most notably Judas. Appears heavily in the new testament of the best selling novel “The Bible” which spawned a cult following known as Christians. Sometimes his name may be used as term of mild annoyance or a word to stress other words.
by gerald fawcett February 23, 2008
Son of god,died for all of our sins so that we may live.
Spoke out against the tyranny of pagan Rome and all of their Satanism and homosexuality,child-molesting and slave-owning ways.
So they killed him in the most evil way imaginable.
Spoke out against the tyranny of pagan Rome and all of their Satanism and homosexuality,child-molesting and slave-owning ways.
So they killed him in the most evil way imaginable.
by crying February 19, 2005