Geese

Angry giraffe birds.

Yeah I hate geese! They always hiss at me.

by Nstslie March 20, 2019

Geese

An interdimensional force of elite assassins who will kill anyone who speaks of them in the popular game of Cards Against Humanity

Bro1: Yo my friend got hit by Geese
Bro2: DON'T. You'll be next
Bro1: Oh shoot

by HenryEvansWillBeFound September 28, 2019

Hunting Snow Geese

Going out to find a financially stable, advanced aged sexual partner in times of difficulty. Different from "Gold Digging" due to the lower standard, only needing to be stable, not rich, and looking from someone who would not be able to find a partner otherwise.

Normally undertaken but women of the Northern USA and Canada.

"I heard Layla is broke."
"Really?"
"Yeah. it's so bad, she's turned to Hunting Snow Geese."

by Lamnad April 1, 2020

Geese

Monsters that deserve to die. Don't mistake them for ducks or swans. They can attacc not protecc and they may bite your bacc. They are dangerous and should be avoided/killed at all costs.

Family has a nice day at Park
Geese arrive
Family - Oh no! We're doomed!

5 minutes later

Family murdered blood all over with bloody footprints of some evil birds.

by LizardWizard801 March 2, 2020

act like geese and get the flock outta here

I'm fuckin leavin, syonarra

Go to your gf's house. She says," I'm on my period". "Well I guess it's about time to act like geese and get the flock outta here".

by Mr.McGinnis June 27, 2016

geese

an african american from the hood who reverts to panhandling in his new suburban surroundings, all the while playing the race card

what's up with that brothah? ...last night he hit me up at the bar for drinks, and food...I can't shake this guy, or any money out of his wallet...

I told you to not feed the geese.

by laslo January 16, 2013

Geeses

Multiple gooses

There were many geeses in the room.

by anonymous January 17, 2023