barking spider

What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.

Who farted?
Dunno, but I think it's those barking spiders!

by Fartsnad June 23, 2004

bark button

A dog's anus. A euphamism used with younger kids that curiously touch everything.

"Billy, do not push Sparky's bark button!"

by J Schulz January 04, 2007

Barking Spiders

When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.

(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.

Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.

by mollyollyoxenfree July 01, 2010

barking rat

Same as rat dog; a small, usually noisy dog typically weighing less than 10 to 15 pounds. Often capitalized Barking Rat.

Britney: "Oh, how cute! A Mexican Barking Rat!"
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."

by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 13, 2006

barking rat

Same as rat dog; a small, usually noisy dog typically weighing less than 10 to 15 pounds. Often capitalized Barking Rat.

Britney: "Oh, how cute! A Mexican Barking Rat!"
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."

by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 13, 2006

Bark but no bite

When some talks about doing something but doesn't

P1 I will slap you

P2 really

P1 no

P2 that's bark but no bite

by queenoffriends September 08, 2016

Brooke Barks

Like her last name suggests, she's a dog, more specifically a BITCH.

Woowwww, that girl over there's a real brooke barks

by mimi2006 May 29, 2019