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Bacon Backstroke

When a gentleman wraps his dick in bacon and jerks off onto his lady companions back using the grease as lubrication. He then will let the lady eat the bacon, a treat in thanks for her troubles.
I was horny and she was hungry so we agreed on doing the bacon backstroke.
by Tidecow15 June 17, 2010
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backstage passenger

any lurker who has somehow made backstage at a show without being affiliated with anyone in one of the bands, or crew, or club staff. A person that is backstage without a backstage pass.
Hey, who drank all the beer? I think it was that backstage passenger, who brought him back here anyhow?
by r the p June 22, 2008
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backseat dm

The "backseat dm" or "backseat dungeon master" brings a thoroughly marked and noted rulebook, and is quick to jump in whenever a rule is broken or ignored.
The nerd/D&D version of backseat driving
Player 1: That's not really how it's done, but I'll allow it.
Player 2: Wait a minute! That's against rule 534 on page *flips open rulebook*
P1: I'M the DM here. Don't backseat dm me.
by shieldswinger May 15, 2018
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Backstock

The product in retail not pushed to a sales-floor and sent to the backroom typically on a vehicle or palletized by block number.

Twas the night before fourth quarter and all through the backroom... (the busiest time in retail, in a backroom, on a sales-floor, when the word BACKSTOCK was created and inundated for the masses, unleashing its unholy vengeance on the retail world and in an annoyed repetitive search for its identity.)

In a sleepy town of Port Huron at a sleepy little store, the store where all team members wear red shirts( no more hints) the word Backstock (used as a verb and a noun) swelled into existence. It wraps its head and arms around the fact that it floats when whispered and or chanted into the air like a flying mosquito waiting to rest in the ears of the annoyed.

Those thin skinned people refer to the word as being uttered like "its only stock and store" (referring to the large monster behind it, a mental case to most, a writer of the bizarre and dark to his fans). Mobs have been formed, lynches have been attempted but the word BACKSTOCK prevailed.

The following synonyms are accepted when referring to BACKSTOCK. They are: NOM-NOM & REVERSE STASH
Have you finished backstocking yet?
by JFrankenstocker June 22, 2011
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backstab

So called "friends" will act like they really like you, be friendly with you. And then goes out and make up lies to your girlfriend that you're seeing someone else and that he has been covering for you for the whole time. This makes your girlfriend seem confused and think you do not take your relationship seriously.
When we found out what that backstabbing prick did, we encircled him and beat the living sense out of him. Now he cannot talk and cause any harm to anyone.
by Straight G Muthafuker July 10, 2006
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Backseat Freestyle

Throwing her that dope game while in the backseat of your car.
Susie came over but my parents were home so I parked the car somewhere and gave her that backseat freestyle.
by beatsbydreallday March 26, 2013
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Backseatsman

A person (usually a male) that appears magically in the backseat of your car while you're driving. They aren't very popular today, but were very popular back in the 50's. Very few these days have encountered a Backseatsman, but those who have will never forget their experience.
Driver: Hey! How did you get in here?!

Backseatsman: I don't really know how i got in here... but here i am. And here we are. :D
by Autumn-Hope August 21, 2010
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