An athlete whose team is liked only because he plays on it. They are liked by fans wherever they go. These fans only like the player, not the team. (i.e. somebody turned into a Miami Heat fan when LeBron left Clevelend and hated the Cavaliers, but then was a Clevelend fan once again when LeBron returned).
by The Truth_01 April 28, 2016
Get the bandwagon athletemug. by Not a Philistine October 9, 2016
Get the mental athletemug. What you get when you suck on a girls toes. Most likely a real athletic girl, whether it be tennis, softball...etc.....
by DC* May 10, 2006
Get the athletes mouthmug. A person who spends a good portion of their time watching several sports, and more importantly criticizing them, when they themselves cannot actually play any.
"Tim's dad says the Lions would be a much better team if they trade #22."
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"
"Tim's Dad? He couldn't throw a football across the street. Only skill he has is tossing beer cans, He's a total Couch Athlete!"
by Capt. Asshole February 2, 2012
Get the Couch Athletemug. A case where, due to excessive exercise, a man's penis is smaller than normal. Unlike athlete's foot, athlete's penis is not caused by fungus infections. It happens because all of the blood that would usually keep a man's penis his normal size is being used in his muscles. This is not contagious, but very demoralizing to said man.
Person A: "Ah man, it sucks Harrison got pantsed in from of Allie!"
Person B: "Yeah that was the worst case of Athlete's Penis I've ever seen! I don't know if he'll ever be able to live it down..."
Person B: "Yeah that was the worst case of Athlete's Penis I've ever seen! I don't know if he'll ever be able to live it down..."
by Future Mind-Controling Robots July 9, 2010
Get the Athlete's Penismug. The appearance of the common contagious fungus known as "Athlete's foot" on one's face. Use to replace such common phrases as "crater-face", "scar-face" or "that guy who doesn't wash his face".
I was looking forward to my blind date with Jamie last week, but when she showed up it was clear from where I was sitting she had athlete's face. I promptly paid for my drink and left.
by manderson303 November 13, 2013
Get the Athlete's facemug. The term "A level Athletes" is used by White American male cuckholds to describe explosive physically gifted African-American males who play in the NFL or NBA.
"The only A level athletes in the world play in the NFL or NBA"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"
"LeBron could become UFC Champion after 2 weeks training because he is an A level athlete"
by pizza delivery January 6, 2019
Get the A level Athletesmug.