Akron

1. A small retirement town in the northeastern corner of Colorado that is filled with old retired folks, farmers, meth and marijuana users, and families sucked in with no hope of ever leaving pernamently.

2. Also used to describe when you are stuck in a place and can't leave, no matter how much you want to.

John: "Hey Frank, want to play video games at my house tonight?"

Frank: "I can't. I've been Akron-ed into going to the movies with my girlfriend tonight."

by AliceCullen1989 January 14, 2009

Dan aykroyd

he is buttfuck insane

mum whos Dan Aykroyd

he is buttfuck insane.

by bigdickcasablancas November 25, 2020

Akroma

Rape my balls bitch ill do what i like, thats the power of the internet, you can do whatever you want. So suck on a fat one !

My dick in your mouth = you choking a dying

by Anonymous March 2, 2003

Akroma

dude i agree that Akroma is a totally overused card, but shut the fuck up this isnt your personal pissing ground!

by non-wussy Magic player February 27, 2003

akron, ohio

located 45 minutes away from cleveland. a corny city filled with mostly lames. a place where people from cleveland or canton (where they get in trouble) come to akron to stay out the way or go to school.home of lebron james, most traveled bus line number is the 2 (arlington) always packed and 18 thornton.

if you are in akron, ohio, some will say u got some bomb or fruit????? lames...c.... told ya so

by Lady G June 12, 2008

Akroma

Akroma Angel of Wrath the gayest magic card in the history of the world. Which Rory, pride of Scotland, got the first time he opened a legions booster.

1:Rory you'r playing that GAY SHITT piece of crap, Akroma again! FUCK YOU!!!

2:Rory just shove Akroma up your ass ok.

by JIAFF February 12, 2003

Akroma

You are all douches for arguing over a magic card. Get a life and stop whacking it off to your friggin' stupid ass magic cards. Damn, card games are out, they all suck. Stop playing with yourselves and get a life. YOU ALL SUCK BALLS!!

I think Akroma's the best!
No way! It's the gayest card ever!
I like to suck dick!
I like to take it from the back and get reach arounds!
YOU ALL SUCK!

by black ass April 25, 2003