The Unemployment Aisle

This is where you can do self check out in grocery stores and such.

I'm in such a hurry and I only have 3 things to buy. I'm just going to have to use the unemployment aisle!

by cher_cherbear January 5, 2017

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I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

You type the sentence "I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂" on a tiktok video. You found it so hot that you didn't have enough time to beat your thing to it, and you cummed immediately.

Tiktok video on a watermelon.
Some dude: I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂

by Poopstinkyfart69420 November 24, 2023

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the end of the aisle

The last good episode about "How I met your mother"

"The End Of The Aisle's ending was awesome"

by @Pau_Lightwood May 17, 2017

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Aisling

To shit in a gearbag

Chad: yo I totally aislinged that guy
Brad: sick broski

by RealDefinitions37 January 4, 2022

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Pulled an Aisle 4

When you are at the grocery store, specifically the pasta aisle, and you attempt to trust a fart, but you inadvertently dedicate down your leg, creating a puddle of liquid excrement that some underpaid janitor has to then deal with.

Dang it, I accidentally pulled an aisle 4 at Kroger today and now need new jeans.

by whywaco1993 May 1, 2024

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