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2 kippers and a cockle

A lady's private parts
Id like to have a go on your 2 kippers and a cockle
by anonymous February 13, 2025
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Nerk off kipper

To tell a person to go away, ask them to leave, request space.
'When I had had enough of his company, we parted ways and I said "Nerk off kipper!" to them as they left'
by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024
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Nerk off kipper

To tell an unsavoury person to go away. To ask for space from someone giving you the heebie jeebies.
I told that man "Nerk off kipper" until he went away
by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024
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Kipper

K.I.P.P.E.R.S.

Kid In Parent’s Pocket Eroding Retirement Savings

Or Kipper for referring to 1 person
Kippers are in their mid to late 20’s still living at home with their parents with no job. It doesn’t matter if they want to go to college/school they are still sucking the financial tit of their parents for (food, phone, car insurance/repairs) so if they’re unemployed in their 20’s they are a KIPPER.
A group of them are KIPPER’S.
“You see Nate on Snapchat last night smoking a blunt on his back porch? Yeah, same smoke spot since high school dog; what a KIPPER”

“Yo John you still livin at home bruh? Stop being such a KIPPER and get a job

“Alright Kipper it was good talking to you, say hi to Mrs H for me aight?”
by I Yung Puck November 18, 2025
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