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tristian drasculas little sister her sister buys me dip

jensens sister is cooler than her

by rebel child October 15, 2015

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alissa jensen

A prostitute crackhead who buys crack by the ounce from jezebell

Wow look at that alissa jensen working the corner

by Drifty scopy June 24, 2016

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From There’s Something about Mary. A girl who keeps being pursused by weirdos, assholes and no-hopers. This girl is the epitome of perfection; volunteers for disadvantaged people, is naturally sweet and kind, has an excellent job and is beautiful. However, ladies like this in real life rarely end up with the Ted of their dreams.

Kara keeps falling for douchebags, she suffers from Mary Jensen Syndrome

by Lavynia May 19, 2018

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Jensen Hobbs

A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.

Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.

by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020

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Jensen

Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case

Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

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