nebraska noodlehole

When you can't get your dick up, but you fuck her anyways.

gave my girlfriend a nebraska noodlehole last night and she didn't even know.

by bigshooter12 May 25, 2017

Moved to Nebraska

A girl doesn’t like you anymore

I could tell him the truth, and just say she ain't like me much
But instead I lie and say she moved to Nebraska

by BlightTrick March 24, 2022

Scottsbluff Nebraska

A small town in the western part of the state, in the panhandle.

Scottsbluff Nebraska has a sugar factory that once blew up.

by JohnnyDesantos August 6, 2023

nebraska condom

The action of pissing into an unused condom, freezing said condom until solid, then using it to pleasure your partner.

Johnny: I think I'm gonna give my gal a Nebraska Condom tonight!
Cody: But I thought you were gay!?!?
Johnny: Oh you're right! My bad!
Joey: Who else but Johnny?

by The Ford Administration September 3, 2016

seward nebraska

Seward overall is a completely irrelevant city in Nebraska. Not a single person that was raised there has any sort of intelligence. Many people from Seward aspire to become the governor (which is odd because that position is completely powerless). And if you attend T’s gym and the honky tonk you are weird.

If I were to not live in one place in Nebraska it would be Seward Nebraska.

by Emittill43 January 3, 2021

Nebraska-Vegan

When the steak/cut you bought and ate was sourced from local butchers or farm in Nebraska.

I’d eat the steak your mom cooked but I’m a Nebraska-Vegan and that’s not gonna make the cut.

by Turtle_Master13 September 30, 2021

lyons, nebraska

A small town filled with rich assholes and the few kids who aren't shitting money probably smoke pot, got pregnant their juniors year or think they're emo/lesbian.

"You live in Lyons, Nebraska?"
"Yeah!"
"Jesus christ stay away from me you freak."

by sahdude69 December 3, 2016