big dick marty

one who claims they have a big dick isn't called Marty most of the time and just uses it as a nickname.
John: oh, look its Marty

ted: no that's big dick Marty to you
by big dick marty May 14, 2021
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Big Dick Face

A gentleman with facial features that indicate he probably has a large penis.
Normally I wouldn't date someone like that but I'm a size queen and he has big dick face so I took a chance and it paid off. I'm still sore.
by Jay79 June 19, 2010
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big dick fight

When an argument between two or more people degenerates into little more than yelling and "just because"s.
Yeah, me and Steve were debating on the needs of the American economy yesterday, but it just sort of turned into a big dick fight between political parties.
by Anonymouse_b October 18, 2009
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Big Dick Syndrome

A psycho-sexual disorder characterized by many women’s self-destructive desire for only dangerous, abusive, well hung men. Sometimes known as the “Diceman Fixation.”
Feminists will always be perplexed by their inability to ever influence the thinking of the millions of women who suffer from the Big Dick Syndrome.
An extreme example of the Big Dick Syndrome is found in the clinical case history of "Sherrie." When given the choice between Trey, a handsome, compassionate guy with two graduate degrees, a vacation home in Hawaii, great oral technique and a rock hard five inch penis that could last at least an hour inside her, she chose instead Larry, an unemployed carpenter, high school “vo-tech” dropout, and NASCAR groupie who ruptured her cervix with a .357 magnum long barreled revolver one night when he was too drunk to get his spongy nine inch penis erect.
by A. Hick June 13, 2008
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Yahoo Big Dick

A mental condition suffered by gentlemen who participate in indecent exposure via webcam conversations too regularly, and as such have come to the false conclusion that their manhood is of an increased size to it's actual length.
Wow, that guy has got such Yahoo Big Dick
by Jaiimez July 23, 2011
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The Big Dick of Justice

The Big Dick of Justice is given to those who have been wronged or denied justice while in the work force. The Big Dick of Justice or BDOJ for short, is as big as it needs to be. The head is hard and callused so when he bottoms out the receiver feels like they have been fucked by a freight train. The vein is sharp and cuts as it enters. The BDOJ has a felony wrap sheet longer than its shaft and used to be on the wrong side of the law but now its fights for righteousness. With the Glare of Clint Eastwood, the attitude of Charlton Heston and the swagger of Burt Reynolds the BDOJ is a force to be hold. He has a tattoo on the underside that reads "Pain" and more chest hair than Tom Selleck from Magnum PI. His mustache hides whats left of a large scar he got from taking down two Mexican drug cartels and impregnating their mothers.
"We all got dragged to this meeting that didn't even concern us! Im going to wield the BDOJ like Liono! and get justice from this bullshit job!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"
by Remote Troll August 20, 2011
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