Zaid

> enter in chat

> always talk abt anime, hentai, porn
> don't give a fuck abt shitty coding question

> act like noob
> get 12lpa+ job and don't give a fuck abt it either .
> leave
Random Guy 1: Zaid Pro
Random Guy 2: Always been
by Cute Madarchod October 06, 2022
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zaid

(noun) A word used to describe a person so boring and exhausting to deal with. Also could be referred to as (3ayel bedan)
Phew! I had to deal with a zaid I encountered today
by skrrtskipibobow December 09, 2022
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Zaid

zaid is someone who makes my world stop when our eyes meet . He smells so good and has always been helpful. I will always appreciate our gym sessions tg . His so smart and handsome. I hope everything goes well for zaid . If someone had to describe perfect ,they would describe zaid . Zaid is so important in my life and I can’t picture a future with anyone else but him . Zaid if you’re reading this I miss you and i can’t wait for us to be successful together. You’re my comfort person and I will never stop buying you things , if I had all the money in the world I would probably spend it on you . I think I might just love you . You’re so perfect I wish I could stare into your beautiful glowy eyes and see your beautiful smile all the time . I love the way you kissed my forehead and the way you secretly held my hands in class . I wish our hugs would last forever.

You are my favourite person zaid p

S.s.s

<3
by s.s.s:)) December 25, 2023
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Zaid is a cutie patootie , his such a bully fr fr , but his easily one of the best people I’ve ever met , if I had to picture a zaid I’d picture a place that is perfect and safe . Zaids smile will make you smile. His smell.his smell is so unique and perfect .I wish I could be by zaid all the time . Zaid I hope you have the best life ever . My perfect zaid . Get you a zaid guys 🫵🏼
Zaid “ makes her world perfect unknowingly” .
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A zaid is a pedophile who likes the taste of young girls, he likes eating butts on weekends, and watching star wars on weekdays.
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zaid cyborg threaten

I hope zaid grabs his wrench dongle long and shoves it up you and thrusts at knot 4, fast enough to shred the skin between your delicate bottom and shave your butt hairs with the sharp textured rough dongle long. It will go so deep it pulls poop that has been sitting there since the first coming of Jesus and it is so girthy that it will enlarge your bottom hole by 3 cm enough for you to put your own dongle long sideways inside. I hope zaid thrusts so fast and hard to the point your bottom turns purple and there is blood that squirts out violently. Hopefully one day you will surely recover from this thrust. You don't even realize you are still being thrusted. Zaid's lust for blood and for your bottom has driven him into endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber always so seemingly near, yet still out of reach due to AI complications. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after Zaid's thrust comes to end. You will not only burn into ashes. But be thrusted into by a hot metallic rod delineated with such hyperbole that cannot be said. It will infiltrate between your delicate soft bottom and point out the mouth. Like a rotisserie chicken. But, you. This will not only thrust but thou shall ejaculate acidic fluids beyond our scope of the pH levels. Too acidic it will burn you and the ground through it. I'm sorry on that day you were given birth to this inevitable torture.
Yo dude when are we gonna update the zaid cyborg threaten voiceline?
by creator of zaid June 08, 2022
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Zaid Shahid Moment

When you try to make a good rebuttle to someone's roast but you end up sounding gay as fuck because all you do is play Fortnite all day
"I wasn't trying to be funny" (gay voice)

"Haha that's a Zaid Shahid Moment"
by Zmoney0812 April 26, 2024
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