Blue vained yoghurt pump

dick

Hey you, do you want to handle my blue vained yoghurt pumper, you bitch.

by Ronald Bouman November 5, 2003

Purple headed yoghurt chucker

n. the penis.
used by troublesome rap collective. The Goldie Lookin' Chain

No mate I can't come out, mys Purple headed yoghurt chucker is swelled up clart.

by punkskaitch February 7, 2005

Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger

An insult to a gentleman. To call them a penis.

You jack are a purple headed yoghurt slinger

by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013

single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

another name for your dick,penis,cock,willy, 5th limb, 3rd leg... u get the idea

dont even go there or ill have to whip out my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

by mad February 28, 2005

epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

penis

i sucked his epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand

by b-man68 January 6, 2010

Single Shot Pump Action Yoghurt Rifle

A penis.

I gagged her, took ten paces back, and got her square in the eye with the single shot pump action yoghurt rifle.

by Wazza2404 October 30, 2008

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

by yupyepyep June 4, 2017