yes and no

the response you get from a computer programmer when you ask them a direct question, normally followed by a 5-minute conversation on all the things you CAN do, without actually getting the answer you originally wanted

You: Hey Gary, can I use Python for this?
Gary, (nasally voice): Well yes and no...
You: oh shit

by Shaniac January 14, 2020

yes

yes

billy: wanna eat

mik: yes

by 501stLegion October 19, 2019

Yes

An affirmative response

Yes I would like that

by Aoosidhehshuainw March 11, 2020

Yes

Yes, yup. Going to happen. Yes it is. Yea sure. Of course it is. Yes it will happen.

Yes, yup it's gonna

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

Yes

When you talk to a woman and nod

SO I DID WYGUDWKIL>DGLE
You- Yes Uhhuh
OK GOT ITTTTT

by solo yolo May 8, 2018

Ye

Much like Yeet, it has multiple uses.
1) Yes (sarcastic, apathetic affirmation)
2) YES (enthused exclamation, Yeet alternative)
3) You (Old English)

1) Upon being asked if he was coming, he replied 'Ye' with a glare.
2a) When Joe heard the news, he yelled 'YE' & pumped his fist.
2b) When Bob threw the rotten apple, he used 'YE' instead of 'YEET'.
3) 'Hear ye, hear ye!' the crier called to get attention.

by JamJamDuckFace October 31, 2018

Yes

According to humans, yes means no. Also according to humans, humans are indecisive as fuck and can't choose between yes and no. So if you say the word yes to a question which was a yes or no question, there is a high chance your answer doesn't matter at all.

''Would you like bread?'' ''Yes, please.'' ''Well ok, if you didn't want bread you could have just told me honestly.''

by Ohiokindanicetho November 26, 2022