Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

by thechop123 April 27, 2009

double crossing wingman

When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.

Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"

by PokemanMastur August 26, 2015

tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Wingman

Someone who is willing to carry the conversation when you're too fucked up too. And two hours later when you come back, it's like you never left.

Hey bro. (tough guy voice) You're wingman tonight!

by Therick1795 April 5, 2015

Wingman

Very unhygienic, lives in his parents garage which he calls the “man cave.” What a lame.

Hasn’t showered in months, and that shirt he’s wearing is surely a week old now.

AKA cutty

Wingman go take a shower!

by TheDaintTaint July 30, 2021

Joke Wingman

When your friend or another person says something that gives you the idea or opportunity to make a good joke without it being pre-planned.

Dude 1: Thanks bro for that sweet set up, you're a sweet joke wingman.

Dude 2: No worries, it's all natural.

by TheFantumMenice July 8, 2014

Wingman

Your bro, your hommie who always has your back in...especially in sticky situations. He'll just pop out of nowhere and *BAM* you're closing the deal.

Bruh, you're the best wingman a guy could ask for! Cheers!

by BossToss November 24, 2021