Wet Chocolate Willy

When a man goes to bed with a itchy ass and wakes up with stinky fingers then sticks them in his wife's ears!

My wife called out for Willy in her sleep.... so I gave her a Wet Chocolate Willy she'll never forget!

by Ironhead chicken choker March 24, 2024

Wet Willy Dickbag

An individual who willing makes hand to hand contact with another individual who has visibly licked their hand.

He saw me lick my hand and still shook my hand, what a wet willy dickbag

by Mpierre October 6, 2021

Wet Willy

A wet dick in the ear.

A guy in an orgy finishes getting a blow job and sticks it in his friends ear. Now that's a wet willy!!!

by Wet willy bandit March 22, 2025

wet willy

the act of one licking there finger and putting it into the recipients ear

kyle gave me a wet willy it was disgusting

by batty crease wagwan December 25, 2022

wet willie

when you stick your tongue directly in someone’s ear

Betsy gave her sister, Lottie, a wet willie. It was very wet.

by bethjade April 28, 2021

reverse wet willy

this is where you stick your finger in your ear and get a shit ton of ear wax on your finger, then shove your finger in someones mouth.

im gonna give you a wet willy...
~HA jokes on you because im gonna give you a reverse wet willy!
whats that??
~you'll see...
BRO WTF DID YOU JUST PUT IN MY MOUTH??!!!!
~muwahahha >:)

by reverse wet willy chick August 30, 2017

Kenyan Wet Willy

When a person sticks his finger in his buttcrack immediately after having diarrhea and then proceeds to stick it in another person's ear.

"That son of a bitch gave me a Kenyan Wet Willy, now there's shit every where"

by kenyanlova November 8, 2011