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West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North 

A school located in the state where absolutely nothing happens: New Jersey. The building of education is overrun by ginders, and it is 80% Asian. You will get slapped if you have less than a 102% in any subject. It has the money to pay for not one but TWO ice cream vending machines yet it doesn’t have the dough to fix the goddamn ac and heater. At least it’s better than South because we actually have walls.
Mom: What did you get on your test at West Windsor-Plainsboro High School North today?
Child: uhh... *stutters* a 100%
Mom: Really? Two can play at that game. *twap*
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Smithtown High School West 

A school built like a prison cell with a psychotic principal who makes his students recite phrases like, "stay to the right" and "hug your parents" in an effort to increase the non-exsistant school spirit. Most students don't give a fuck (or at least pretend not to give a fuck so they will seem more badass) about school and/or life in general and spent most of their time figuring out ways to get out of class so they can smoke in the school parking lot.

Each class typically has at least one smart asian and at least one slacker who is under the influence of something not wholesome. The freshmen get ridiculously punier every year and the graduating class gets more obnoxious. The majority of graduates will end up going to Suffolk Community and the rest will go to a SUNY because they are actually pretty smart but don't have money or did a lot of drugs.

Despite everything, Smithtown West is still a million times better than Smithtown East.
Smithtown High School West Student #1: Hey, look, we have off for some Jewish holiday I've never heard of.

SHSW Student #2: Let's go sit in the Starbucks parking lot for hours until our youth slips away.

SHSW Student #1: Okay.

West Windsor - Plainsboro High School North 

Terrible High School situated in West Windsor where students are pansies and need help walking and chewing gum at the same time.
Nothing Beats the Original---South

West Windsor - Plainsboro High School North 

the best school ever created. Better than wwphs SOUTH because we have walls. and more than one mirror in each bathroom. and working computers. oh. and we have kick ass sports teams.
Yo I wish I went to west windsor - plainsboro high school north instead of south.

smithtown high school west music kids 

A group of students that goes to a really shitty school on Long Island that spend all of their free time before, during, and after school in the music suite. Some of them don’t even take a music elective or play an instrument at all. Everything happens in the practice rooms... They hookup in there, talk shit, eat lunch, and skip class...sometimes all at once. Most of these people are overdramatic and obnoxious and barely talented, but some of them don’t suck... only some. Music kids are closely affiliated with art and theater kids, as most of their cliques interjoin. A large portion of them are gay, lesbians, bisexual, and many other sexualities that you have never heard of. Don’t associate with these people if you care about your reputation.
I hate those fucking Smithtown High School West music kids. They’re fags

West Windsor Plainsboro High School South

This is the best school ever. They have higher SAT scores than WW-P HS North. They have an awesome fencing team. The head coach is amazing.
West Windsor Plainsboro High School South is the best school ever.

Bentonville west highschool 

A shit hole highschool with terrible and corrupt deans and officers. Where all the weird ass kids go that due their hair pink and make out with the same gender in the hallways. If ur preppy asf , wear southern marsh, Fayettechill or north face everyday and or gay as fuck you will fit in perfectly at bentonville west high school
ha You go to Bentonville West Highschool ?what a fucking losing