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Welsh farmer

A hunky geezer who wears dungarees, wellies, and sports a beard stinking of sex appeal and cow shit. He is especially equipped at farming cows, chickens, and performing BDSM (though he is normally the submissive to his feisty, ginger welsh wife)
'Oh my gosh, your Welsh farmer is such a hunk.'
'Yeah I know, he just finished farming the cows.'
by WelshFarmer69 May 8, 2019
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Welsh-ist

When something is against or not allowed for welsh people
“You can come to my party because your welsh
“That’s a bit welsh-ist”
by Cawum26 January 22, 2021
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Welsh Entrance

similar to, yet opposite of, an Irish Exit, this is when you invite yourself to any type of social gathering without receiving an invitation
Boss: Who invited Jared to lunch?
Employee: Nobody. He pulled a Welsh entrance and got in the car before we could tell him he wasn't invited.
by Pryderi fab Pwyll November 1, 2018
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bombay welsh

A person who has a weird accent that you would expect. It's a good way of saying what you want to say without offending anybody.

Here's where it come from:
Way back when, the British colonized India. *duh* Anyway, since India so friggin' huge, different British communities popped up in different place. And it just so happens that the Welsh ended up in Bombay. Well, since there were so many Britons around, the locals ended up learning the language. So what you had were people that looked Indian, but spoke perfect English with, of all things, a Welsh accent. Hence the term Bombay.

By the way, I learned this from my mom. I love my mommy!
For the Yanks, it really weird for them to see a black person speaking with an English accent. To them, they're bombay welsh.
by El Macho Grande May 24, 2006
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speak Welsh

verb: To vomit.
I had a dodgy curry before hitting the pub last night, and I knew I'd have to speak Welsh before I finished my third pint.
by Kradackledack December 28, 2010
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The Welsh Catapult

Noun. A game in which men compete to see who can throw a watermelon from the farthest distance into a female's vagina.
"Andy, last night I got 125 feet in the Welsh Catapult."
"I heard Max got 130."
by Miss Gwase June 20, 2017
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Stuart Welsh

Stuart Welsh is the greatest music teacher to grace the earth
by a.trombone.player November 27, 2016
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